A comprehensive list of the best worst excuses ever
My dog ate it
Aliens abducted me
My foot got stuck in the toilet
I had to go grocery shopping (Kaley)
I got caught in the rain (Kaley)
My hair dryer stopped working (Kaley)
My mom didn’t wake me up (Kaley)
John did it (Forrest)
I didn’t have a pulse (Nick)
The man threw a car at me (Nick)
I have a certain thing to go to (Nick)
I didn’t love him/her that much (Nick)
I have a fingernail here that’s just about to eat my head off! (Nick)
My electricity went out so my alarm didn’t go off (Malonda)
That’s all I’ve compiled so far…
